"Hello?" - Casey Becker
"Hello?" - Guy
"Yes?" - Casey
"Who is this?" - Guy
"Who are you trying to reach?" - Casey
"What number is this?" - Guy
"What number are you trying to reach?" - Casey
"I don't know." - Guy
"Well I think you have the wrong number." - Casey
"Do I?" - Guy
"It happens, take it easy." - Casey

"Hello? - Casey Becker
"I'm sorry I guess I dialed the wrong number." - Guy
"So why'd you dial it again?" - Casey
"To apologize." - Guy
"You're forgiven bye now." - Casey
"Wait, wait, don't hang up." - Guy
"Why?" - Casey
"I want to talk to you for a second." - Guy
"They've got 900 numbers for that, see ya." - Casey

"Hello?" - Casey Becker
"Why don't you want to talk to me?" - Guy
"Who is this?" - Casey
"You tell me your name I'll tell you mine." - Guy
"Uh, I don't think so." - Casey
"What's that noise?" - Guy
"Popcorn." - Casey
"You're making popcorn?" - Guy
"Uh-huh." - Casey
"I only eat popcorn at the movies." - Guy
"Well I'm getting ready to watch a video." - Casey
"Really, what?" - Guy
"Oh just some scary movie." - Casey
"You like scary movies?" - Guy
"Uh-huh." - Casey
"What's your favorite scary movie?" - Guy
"Uhhh, I dunno." - Casey
"You have to have a favorite, what comes to mind?" - Guy
"Ummm, Halloween, you know the one with the guy in the white mask who walks around and stalks babysitters." - Casey
"Oh yeah." - Guy
"What's yours?" - Casey
"Guess." - Guy
"Ummmm, Nightmare on Elm Street." - Casey
"Is that the one where the guy that had knifes for fingers?" - Guy
"Yeah, Freddy Kruger." - Casey
"Freddy, that's right. I like that movie, it was scary." - Guy
"Well the first one was but the rest sucked." - Casey
"So you got a boyfriend?" - Guy
"Why, you wanna ask me out on a date?" - Casey
"Maybe. Do you have a boyfriend?" - Guy
"Ummm, no." - Casey
"You never told me your name." - Guy
"Why do you want to know my name?" - Casey
"Cause I want to know who I'm looking at." - Guy
"What did you say?" - Casey
"I want to know who I'm talking to." - Guy
"That's not what you said." - Casey
"What do you think I said? What? Hello?" - Guy
"L-look I gotta go." - Casey
"Wait, I thought we were gonna go out." - Guy
"Uh, no, I don't think so." - Casey
"Don't hang up on me." - Guy

"Shit....yes?" - Casey Becker
"I told you not to hang up on me." - Guy
"What do you want?" - Casey
"To talk." - Guy
"Well dial someone else okay?" - Casey

"Listen asshole." - Casey Becker
"No you listen to you little bitch, you hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish you understand? A-ha, yeah." - Guy/Killer
"Is this some kind of a joke?" - Casey
"More of a game really. Can you handle that? Blondie? Can ya see me?" - Killer
"Listen, I am two seconds away from calling the police." - Casey
"They'd never make it in time, we're in the middle of no where." - Killer
"What do you want?" - Casey
"To see what your insides look like." - Killer

"Who's there? Who's there? I'm calling the police! Ahhhhh!" - Casey Becker
"You should never say who's there, don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well just come out here to investigate a strange noise or something." - Killer
"Look, you've had your fun now so I think you better just leave or else." - Casey
"Or else what?" - Killer
"Or else my boyfriend will be here any second and he'll be pissed when he finds out." - Casey
"I thought you didn't have a boyfriend." - Killer
"I lied. I do have a boyfriend and he'll be here any second and your ass better be gone." - Casey
"Sure." - Killer
"I swear, he's big and he plays football and he'll kick the shit out of you!" - Casey
"I'm getting scared. I'm shaking in my boots." - Killer
"So you better just leave." - Casey
"His name wouldn't be Steve would it?" - Killer
"How do you know his name?" - Casey
"Turn on the patio lights, again." - Killer
"Oh God!" - Casey
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." - Killer
"Where are you? Where are you?" - Casey
"Guess." - Killer
"Please don't hurt him." - Casey
"That all depends on you." - Killer
"Why are you doing this?" - Casey
"I wanna play a game." - Killer
"No." - Casey
"Then he dies right now." - Killer
"No! No!" - Casey
"Which is it? Which is it?" - Killer
"Well, what kind of a game?" - Casey
"Turn off the light, you'll see what kind of game. Just do it." - Killer
"No Casey! No! No! No Casey!" - Steve Orth
"Here's how we play. I ask a question, if you get it right Steve lives." - Killer
"Please don't do this?" - Casey
"Come on it'll be fun." - Killer
"Please?" - Casey
"It's an easy category, movie trivia." - Killer
"Please?" - Casey
"I'll even give you a warm up question." - Killer
"Don't do this, I can't." - Casey
"Name the killer in Halloween." - Killer
"No." - Casey
"Come on it's your favorite scary movie remember? He had a white mask, he stalked the babysitters." - Killer
"I don't know." - Casey
"Come on, yes you do." - Killer
"No please." - Casey
"What's his name?" - Killer
"I can't..." - Casey
"Steve's counting on you." - Killer
"Michael, Michael Myers." - Casey
"Yes! Very good. Now for the real question." - Killer
"No!" - Casey
"But you're doing so well. We can't stop now." - Killer
"Please stop, leave us alone." - Casey
"Then answer the question, same category." - Killer
"Oh, please stop." - Casey
"Name the killer in Friday the 13th." - Killer
"Jason! Jason! Jason!" - Casey
"I'm sorry that's the wrong answer." - Killer
"No it's not, no it's not, it was Jason." - Casey
"Afraid not, no way." - Killer
"Listen it was Jason, I saw that movie twenty God damn times!" - Casey
"Then you should know Jason's mother, Mrs. Voohess, was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. I'm afraid that was a wrong answer." - Killer
"You tricked me." - Casey
"Lucky for you there's a bonus round. But poor Steve, I'm afraid....he's out. Hahahahaha, hey! We're not finished yet. Final question, are ya ready?" - Killer
"Please just leave me alone." - Casey
"Answer the question and I will. What door am I at?" - Killer
"What?" - Casey
"There are two main doors to your house. A front door and the patio doors. If you answer correctly you live, very simple." - Killer
"Don't do this, I can't, I won't." - Casey
"Your call." - Killer

"Billy what the...what are you doing here?" - Sidney Prescott
"Sorry, don't hate me." - Billy Loomis
"Oh my God." - Sidney
"You sleep in that?" - Billy
"Yes I sleep in this. You gotta go, my dad is asleep in the other room." - Sidney

"Oh, close call." - Billy Loomis
"Billy, what are you doing here?" - Sidney Prescott
"Well it occurred to me that I never snuck through your bedroom window." - Billy
"Right, a-and now that it's out of your system." - Sidney
"I was at home watching television and the Exorcist was on and it got me thinking of you." - Billy
"It did?" - Sidney
"Yeah, it was edited for tv, you know all the good stuff was cut out. It got me to thinking of us. How two years ago we started off hot and heavy, a nice solid R rating on our way to NC-17. And how, things have changed and lately we're just sort of edited for television." - Billy
"Oh, so you thought you would climb through my window and we'd have a little raw footage?" - Sidney
"No, no, I wouldn't dream of breaking your underwear rule. I just thought maybe we could do a little on top of the clothes stuff." - Billy
"Okay." - Sidney
"Yeah?" - Billy
"Yeah." - Sidney

"You know, I, I appreciate the romantic gesture." - Sidney Prescott
"Hey, about t-he sex stuff, I'm not trying to rush you at all. I was only half serious." - Billy Loomis
"Okay. Hey Billy, would you settle for a PG-13 relationship?" - Sidney
"My God, you're just a tease." - Billy

"The small town of Woodsboro California was devastated last night when two young teenagers were found brutally murdered. Authorities have yet to issue a statement but our sources tell us no arrest has been made and the murderer could strike again." - Gale Weathers

"Do you believe this shit?" - Tatum Riley
"Tatum, what is going on?" - Sidney Prescott
"You don't know? Casey Becker and Steve Orth were killed last night." - Tatum
"What? No way." - Sidney
"And we're not just talking killed, we're talking splatter movie killed. Ripped open from end to end." - Tatum
"Casey Becker, she sits next to me in English." - Sidney
"Not anymore. It's so sad, her mom and dad found her hanging from a tree, her insides on the outsides." - Tatum
"Oh my God. Do they know who did it?" - Sidney
"Fucking clueless. I mean their interrogating the whole school, teachers, students, janitors." - Tatum

"Remember your principal loves you, and I want you to be safe. All students are encouraged to return to their homes proptly from school ground. Avoid strangers, walk in two's and three's..." - Mr. Himbry
"What kind of questions did they ask you Sid?" - Tatum Riley
"Well they asked me if I knew Casey." - Sidney Prescott
"Oh yeah they asked me that too." - Tatum
"Did they ask you if you liked to hunt?" - Stu Macher
"Yeah they did, they ask you?" - Billy Loomis
"Hunt? Why would they ask you if you like to hunt?" - Tatum
"Cause their bodies were gutted." - Randy Meeks
"Thank you Randy." - Billy Loomis
"They didn't ask me if I liked to hunt." - Tatum
"That's cause there's no way a girl couldn't have killed them." - Stu
"That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female, Basic Instinct." -Tatum
"That was an ice pick. Not exactly the same thing." - Randy
"Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. And the fact is it takes like a man to do something like that." - Stu
"Or a mans brutality." - Tatum
"How do you gut somebody?" - Sidney
"You take a knife, and you slit them from groin to sternum." - Stu
"Hey, it's called tacks you fuck rag." - Billy
"Hey Stu, didn't you use to date Casey." - Sidney
"Yeah, for like two seconds." - Stu
"Before she dumped him for Steve." - Randy
"I thought you dumped her for me." - Tatum
"I did, he's full of shit." - Stu
"And are the police aware that you dated the victim?" - Randy
"What are you saying, t-that I killed her?" - Stu
"It would certainly improve your High School Q." - Randy
"Stu was with me last night, okay?" - Tatum
"Yeah I was." - Stu
"Was that before or after he sliced and diced." - Randy
"Fuck you nut case where were you last night?" - Tatum
"Working thank you." - Randy
"Oh at the video store? I thought they fired your sorry ass." - Tatum
"Twice." - Randy
"I didn't kill anybody."- Stu
"Nobody said you did." - Billy
"Thanks buddy." - Stu
"Besides, it takes a man to do something like that." - Randy
"Yeah I oughta gut your ass in a second kid." - Stu
"Tell me something, did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Cause I heard that they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and pancreas." - Randy
"Randy you gune fuck I'm trying to eat. Alright?" - Tatum
"She's getting mad Ray...you better liver alone. Hahaha. Liver alone! Ow, liver, liver, live-it was a joke!" - Stu

"The bodies of 17 year old Casey Becker and her 18 year old boyfriend Steven Orth were discovered late last night by the girls parents." - Reporter

"The towns in shock and no one can quiet believe what has happened here. Although this is not the first time the small community of Woodsboro has endured such tragedy. Only a year ago, Maureen Prescott wife and mother, was found raped and murdered not far from this peaceful town square." - Gale Weathers

"Hello?" - Sidney Prescott
"Practice ran late, I'm on my way okay?" - Tatum Riley
"It's past seven." - Sidney
"Don't worry, Casey and Steve didn't bite it til way after ten." - Tatum
"Oh, well that's comforting." - Sidney
"I'm gonna swing by the video store. I was thinking Tom Cruise in All the Right Moves, you know if you pause it just right you can see his penis." - Tatum
"Whatever, just hurry okay?" - Sidney
"Ta-ta Sid." - Tatum

"Tatum just get in the car." - Sidney Prescott
"Hello Sidney." - Guy
"Uh, hi, who is this?" - Sidney
"You tell me." - Guy
"Well, I-I have no idea." - Sidney
"Scary night isn't it? With the murders and all it's like right out of a horror movie or something." - Guy
"Randy, you gave yourself away. Are you calling from work cause Tatum's on her way over." - Sidney
"Do you like horror movies Sidney?" - Guy
"I like that thing your doing with your voice Randy, it's sexy." - Sidney
"What's your favorite scary movie?" - Guy
"Oh come on, you know I don't watch that shit." - Sidney
"Why not? Too scared?" - Guy
"No, no. It's just what's the point? There all the same, some stupid killer stalking some big breasted girl who can't act who's always running up the stairs when she should be going out the front door, it's insulting." - Sidney
"Are you alone in the house?" - Guy
"Randy that's so unoriginal, I'm disappointed in you." - Sidney
"Maybe that's because I'm not Randy." - Guy
"So who are you?" - Sidney
"The question isn't who am I, the question is where am I?" - Guy
"S-so where are you?" - Sidney
"You're front porch." - Guy
"Why would you be calling from my front porch?" - Sidney
"That's the original part." - Guy
"Oh yeah? Well I call your bluff. So where are you?" - Sidney
"Right here." - Guy
"Can you see me right now?" - Sidney
"Uh-huh." - Guy
"Ahh, okay. What am I doing? Huh? Huh? What am I doing? Hello. Nice try Randy, tell Tatum to hurry up okay? Bye now." - Sidney
"If you hang up on me you'll die just like your mother. Do you want to die Sidney? Your mother sure didn't." - Guy/Killer
"Fuck you, you cretin." - Sidney

"Oh shit! Sidney! God Sid, I'm so sorry I was late, are you alright?" - Tatum Riley
"Tatum you can't be here, this is an official crime scene." - Dewey Riley
"It's alright." - Sidney Prescott
"Her dad's out of town she's staying with us tonight." - Tatum
"Does mom know?" - Dewey
"Yes doofus." - Tatum

"Damn, Jesus, the camera hurry!" - Gale Weathers
"My name isn't Jesus." - Kenny
"Sidney is that you in there? Excuse me was that Sidney Prescott they took away?" - Gale
"I'm not talking to you." - Tatum Riley
"What happened to her?" - Gale
"None of your damn business." - Tatum
"I heard something about a costume, is that true? Can you tell me anything?" - Gale
"Yeah you're a real pain in the ass. Leave Sid alone." - Tatum
"Where's she goin?" - Kenny
"Look...Kenny." - Gale
"Yeah." - Kenny
"I know that you're about 50 pounds over weight. But when I say hurry, please interrupt that as move your fat tub of lard ass now!" - Gale

"Move it Kenny." - Gale Weathers
"Their not letting anybody in." - Kenny
"I'm not just anyone." - Gale
"Bitch Goddess." - Kenny

"Tell um, Sidney. Sidney come on you know me. Sidney look at me. Come on." - Billy Loomis
"Sid, I'm gonna get you out of here okay? You okay?" - Tatum Riley

"Hey Dewey, can we go now?" - Tatum Riley
"Hold on a sec." - Dewey Riley
"God damnit Dewey." - Tatum
"What did mom tell ya, when I wear this badge you treat me like a man of the law." - Dewey
"I'm sorry Deputy Dewey Boy but we're ready to go now, okay?" - Tatum
"Woah." - Police officers
"Uh, take 'um out the back way avoid that circus out there." - Sherriff Burke
"Come on." - Dewey
"Don't touch me." - Tatum
"He's my superior." - Dewey
"The janitor's your superior." - Tatum

"There she is. Sidney! Hi, some night. What happened? Are you alright?" - Gale Weathers
"She's not answering any questions, alright? Just leave us alone." - Tatum Riley
"No, no Tatum it's okay. She's just doing her job, right Gale?" - Sidney Prescott
"Yes, that's right." - Gale
"So how's the book?" - Sidney
"Well, it'll be out later this year." - Gale
"Oh, I'll look for it." - Sidney
"I'll send you a copy." - Gale
"Oh, jezz." - Kenny
"Bitch." - Gale
"Nice shot, I mean camera shot." - Kenny

"God I loved it. I'll send you a copy, bam, bitch went down. I'll send you a copy, bam, Sid super bitch. You are so cool." - Tatum Riley

"Hello?" - Sidney Prescott
"Hello Sidney." - Killer
"No!" - Sidney
"Poor Billy boyfriend, an innocent guy doesn't stand a chance with you." - Killer
"Leave me alone." - Sidney
"Looks like you fingered the wrong guy again." - Killer
"Who are you?" - Sidney
"Hang up Sid." - Tatum Riley
"Don't worry you'll find out soon enough, I promise." - Killer

"Stop right there." - Gale Weathers
"I'm not here to fight, I just need to talk." - Sidney Prescott
"Kenny, camera, now." - Gale
"Off the record, no cameras." - Sidney
"Forget it." - Gale
"Please, you owe me." - Sidney
"I owe you shit." - Gale
"You owe my mother." - Sidney
"Your mother's murder was last years hottest court case. Somebody was going to write a book about it." - Gale
"Right and it had to be you with all your bullshit theories." - Sidney
"What is your problem? You got what you wanted. Cotton Weary is in jail, their going to gas him. A book is not gonna change that." - Gale
"Do you still think he's innocent?" - Sidney
"Your testimony put him away it doesn't really matter what I think." - Gale
"During the trial you did all those stories about me, you called me a liar." - Sidney
"I think you falsely identified him, yes." - Gale
"Have you talked to Cotton?" - Sidney
"Many times." - Gale
"And has his story changed?" - Sidney
"Not one word. He admits to having sex with your mother but that's all." - Gale
"He's lying, she never would have touched him. He raped her, and then he butchered her, her blood was all over his coat." - Sidney
"He was drunk that night, he left his coat at your house after your mother seduced him." - Gale
"I saw him leave wearing it." - Sidney
"No you saw someone leave wearing that coat. The same someone that planted it in Cotton's car, framing him." - Gale
"No. Cotton murdered my mother." - Sidney
"You're not so sure anymore are you?" - Gale
"Nice welt sweetie. Let's go Sid." - Tatum Riley
"The killer's is still on the loose isn't he?" - Gale
"Come on Sid." - Tatum
"Those murders are related." - Gale
"Sorry I mangled your face." - Sidney
"No wait Sidney, don't go." - Gale
"Just stop, alright?" - Tatum
"Jesus Christ, an innocent man on death row, a killer still on the loose. Kenny tell me I'm dreaming." - Gale
"You wanna go live?" - Kenny
"No, no. Not so fast, we don't have anything concrete." - Gale
"This is huge, you just can't sit on it." - Kenny
"I know, that's why we need proof. If I'm right about this I could save a man's life. Do you know what that could do for my book sales?" - Gale

"Hey I haven't seen Billy around. Is he really pissed?" - Sidney Prescott
"You mean after you branded him the Candyman, no his hearts broken. Ow!" - Stu Macher
"Stu!" - Tatum Riley
"Why are they doing this?" - Sidney
"Are you kidding me? Look at this place, it's like Christmas!" - Stu
"Stupidity leak!" - Tatum
"Ow, easy!" - Stu

"She was never attacked. I think she made it all up." - Cheerleader
"Why would she lie about it?" - Friend
"For attention, the girl has some serious issues. But what if she did it? What if Sidney killed Casey and Steve?" - Cheerleader
"Why would she do that?" - Friend
"Maybe she had the hots for Steve and she killed them both in a jealous rage." - Cheerleader
"What would Sidney want with Steve, she has her own bubble butt boyfriend Billy." - Friend
"Maybe she's a slut, just like her mother." - Cheerleader
"You're evil." - Friend
"Please, it's a common fact. Her mother was a tramp." - Cheerleader
"Cut some slack, she watched her mom get butchered." - Friend
"Yeah and it fucked her up royally. Think about it. Her mother's death leaves her disturbed and hostile in a cruel and inhumane world. She's delusional, where's God, etc, completely suicidal, one day she snaps. She wants to kill herself but she realizes that teen suicide is out this year and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression." - Cheerleader
"Where do you get this shit?" - Friend
"Rickie Lake." - Cheerleader
"You are pathetic." - Friend

"Hi, Gale Weathers, field correspondent, Top Story." - Gale Weathers
"I know who you are Ms. Weathers, how's the eye?" - Dewey Riley
"It's productive. Is there a problem on campus?" - Gale
"No, everything's under control." - Dewey
"Well of course, you're here." - Gale
"You're not suppose to be here." - Dewey
"I know, I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew? You look awfully young to be a police officer." - Gale
"I'm twenty five years old." - Dewey
"You know in a demographic study I'm prove to be most popular amongst males eleven to twenty four, I guess I just missed you. Course you don't look a day over twelve, except in that upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?" - Gale
"No ma'am. Because of my boyish good looks muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer." - Dewey
"I need your attention now kids. Due to the recent events that have occurred, effective immediately all classes are suspended until further notice. The Woodsboro Police Department has issued a city wide curfew beginning at nine o'clock tonight." - Mr. Himbry
"Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands." - Gale
"Well a serial killer is not really accurate. They've got to knock off a couple more to get that title." - Dewey
"Well we can hope can't we? I mean we certainly don't have any leads. Have you located Sidney's father yet?" - Gale
"No not yet." - Dewey
"Well he's not a suspect is he?" - Gale
"We haven't ruled him out as a possibility. If you'll excuse me." - Dewey
"I'm sorry am I keeping you?" - Gale
"If I may say so Ms. Weathers, you are much prettier in person." - Dewey
"So you do watch the show." - Gale
"I'm twenty five, I was twenty four for a whole year." - Dewey
"Please call me Gale!" - Gale

"It was just some sick fuck having a blast Sidney." - Tatum Riley
"No it was him Tatum, I know it." - Sidney Prescott
"Well you're not to be alone anymore alright? If you pee, I pee, is that clear?" - Tatum
"Kizzo-kaskizzo is is-out. Darlin, I don't know what you did Sidney, but on behalf of the entire student body I say thank you!" - Stu Macher

"Damn little shits!" - Mr. Himbry
"What did you call me? Huh?" - Fred
"Not you Fred." - Mr. Himbry
"Uhhh prick." - Fred

"Y-you know if I was wrong about Cotton Weary then the killer's still out there." - Sidney Prescott
"Don't go there Sid, you're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something." - Tatum Riley

"Dork." - Randy Meeks
"Jesus, this place is packed tonight, man." - Stu Macher
"We had a run in the mass murder section." - Randy
"Comin to my fiesta tonight?" - Stu
"Yeah I'm off early. Curfew you know." - Randy
"What's that werewolf movie with ET's mom in it?" - Customer
"The Howling, horror straight ahead." - Randy
"Okay, thanks." - Customer
"Oh, now that's in poor taste." - Randy
"What?" - Stu
"If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you really be standing in the horror section?" - Randy
"What? It was just a misunderstanding, he didn't do anything." - Stu
"You're such a little lapdog. He's got killer printed all over his forehead." - Randy
"Ohhh-kay! Really? Well, why'd the cops let him go, smart guy?" - Stu
"Obviously they don't watch enough movies. This is standard horror movie stuff. Prom Night revisited man." - Randy
"Yeah? Why would he wanna kill his own girlfriend?" - Stu
"There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend." - Randy
"Oh?" - Stu
"That's the beauty of it all, simplicity. Besides if it gets to complicated you lose your target audience." - Randy
"Well, what's his reason?" - Stu
"Maybe Sidney wouldn't have sex with him." - Randy
"What? Is she saving herself for you?" - Stu
"Maybe. Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?" - Randy
"Hahahahahaha, no I don't at all, no. You know who I think it is? You know, I think it's her father. Why can't they find her pops man?" - Stu
"Because he's probably dead. His body will come popping up in the last real somewhere, eyes gouged out, fingers cut off, teeth knocked out. See the police are always off track with this shit. If they watched Prom Night they'd save time. There's a formula to it, a very simple formula. Everybody's a suspect! I'm telling you the dad's a red herring, it's Billy." - Randy
"How do we know your not the killer? Huh? Huh?" - Billy Loomis
"Hi Billy." - Randy
"Maybe your movie freaked mind lost it's reality button, you ever think of that?." - Billy
"You're absolutely right, I'm the first to admit it. If this were a scary movie I would be the prime suspect." - Randy
"That's right." - Billy
"And what would be your motive?" - Stu
"It's the Millennium, motives are incidental." - Randy
"Millennium hmmm? Millennium, I like that. That's good. It's the Millennium. Good kid." - Billy
"Millennium, good word my man." - Stu
"Are you telling me that's not a killer?" - Randy

"How many Evil Dead's? How many Hellraiser's?" - Randy Meeks
"Hellraiser right here." - Stu Macher
"The Fog, Terror Train, Prom Night, how come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all of these movies?" - Sidney Prescott
"Cause she's the Scream Queen." - Randy
"With a set of lungs like that she should be." - Stu
"Tits. See?" - Tatum Riley

"Is that you Randy? Cute. What movie is this from? I Spit on Your Garage? Lose the outfit, if Sidney sees it she'll flip. Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? Can I be the helpless victim? Okay, let's see. No, please don't kill me Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel. Cut Casper, that's a wrap. Randy, what the hell are you doing?" - Tatum Riley

"What's leather face doin' here?" - Randy Meeks
"Cute. He came to make up." - Stu Macher
"There goes my chance with Sid. Damnit!" - Randy
"As if. That's all I'm sayin' As if." - Stu
"Oh really Alicia. As if. I'm gonna go check on them." - Randy

"Why can't I be in a Meg Ryan movie? Or even a good porno?" - Sidney Prescott
"What?" - Billy Loomis
"You heard me." - Sidney
"Are you sure?" - Billy
"Yeah, I think so." - Sidney

"Jamie Lee was always the virgin in horror movies. She never showed her tits til she went legits." - Randy Meeks
"Couldn't afford a decent pair." - Party Go-er
"Don't you see, that's why she always out smarted the killer in the big chase scene at the end. Only virgins can do that. Don't you know the rules?" - Randy
"What rules?" - Stu Macher
"You don't--Jesus Christ, you don't know the rules?" - Randy
"Have an aneurysm, why don't ya?" - Stu
"There are certain rules one must abide by to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one, you can never have sex. Big no-no! Big no-no!" - Randy
"I'd be a dead man." - Stu
"Sex equals death okay? Number two, you can never drink or do drugs. No, the sin factor, it's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three, never, ever, ever under any circumstances say I'll be right back, cause you won't be back." - Randy
"I'm getting another beer, you want one?" - Stu
"Yeah, sure." - Randy
"I'll be right back!" - Stu
"Ohhhh! You push the laws and you end up dead. See you in the kitchen with a knife." - Randy

"So, is, is Dewey your real name?" - Gale Weathers
"No, it's Dwight." - Dewey Riley
"Dwight? I'm sorry." - Gale
"It's alright. Dewey's just something I got stuck with a long time ago." - Dewey
"Well I like it. Sexy." - Gale
"Sexy?" - Dewey
"Um-hmm." - Gale
"Ah, it's just this towns way of not takin' me serious." - Dewey
"What about Gale Weathers? Sounds like I'm a meteorologist or something. People treat me like I'm the antichrist of television journalism." - Gale
"I don't think your that bad." - Dewey
"No? " - Gale
"No." - Dewey
"That's just cause you kinda like me." - Gale
"They sure are coming fast. Slow down! Freeze! Jump! I'm sorry, are you okay?" - Dewey
"Yeah." - Gale
"I'm sorry, I'm on duty." - Dewey
"Is that what you're looking for?" - Gale
"My whole life." - Dewey

"What do I have to do, to prove to you I'm not a killer?" - Billy Loomis

"No Jamie. Uh, watch out. Watch out Jamie. You know he's around. You...you know, look, look, there he is. I told you. I told you he was right around the corner. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, look behind you. Look behind you. Turn around. Behind you. Oh turn around. Behind you, behind you Jamie. Jamie, turn around. Ohhh, God yeah." - Randy Meeks

"Let me in! The killer's coming after me! He's in the house!" - Sidney Prescott
"Where? Wait. There's a camera in the house, look!" - Kenny
"Behind you!" - Randy (on tv)
"On my God, no." - Sidney
"Oh shit!" - Kenny
"Jamie, Jamie." - Randy (on tv)
"Behind you kid!" - Kenny
"Randy!" - Sidney
"Behind ya!" - Kenny
"Look around!" - Randy (on tv)
"Shit!" - Kenny
"What?" - Sidney
"We're on thirty second delay." - Kenny
"Oh my God." - Sidney

"Hello, help me please! I'm at Stu Macher's house on Turner Lane. It's 261 Turner Lane, please, he's going to try and kill me!" - Sidney Prescott

"Sidney! Sidney! Jesus, we've got to get the fuck out of here!" - Randy Meeks
"Stop right there!" - Sidney Prescott
"Don't shoot it's me. I found Tatum she's dead. I think Stu did it." - Randy
"Don't listen to him Sidney!" - Stu Macher
"Stay back!" - Sidney
"Stu did it." - Randy
"He killed Billy. He killed my Tatum!" - Stu
"Stu did it!" - Randy
"He killed my Tatum!" - Stu
"No I didn't! You lie!" - Randy
"Sidney, baby, please get me that gun! Give me that gun! Christ, man!" - Stu
"No, I didn't! Sid, he did it! He did it Sidney! Please. I didn't do it, he did it. Please! Please, Sidney, oh!" - Randy
"Fuck you both." - Sidney

"Stu's flipped out. He's gone mad!" - Randy Meeks
"We all go a little mad sometimes." - Billy Loomis
"No Billy!" - Sidney Prescott
"Oh fuck!" - Randy
"Anthony Perkins, Psycho. Mmm. Corn syrup. The same stuff they used for pigs blood in Carrie." - Billy
"Stu, help me pelase." - Sidney
"Surprise Sidney." - Stu Macher
"No!" - Sidney
"Ohhh!" - Stu
"Oh, now woah. What's the matter Sidney? You look like you've seen a ghost." - Billy
"Why are you doing this?" - Sidney
"It's all part of the game Sidney." - Stu
"It's called guess how I'm gonna die." - Billy
"Fuck you!" - Sidney
"No, no, no, no, no. We already played that game, remember? You lost." - Billy
"It's a fun game Sidney. See we ask you a question and if you get it wrong, booga! You die." - Stu
"And if you get it right, you die!" - Billy
"You're crazy, both of you." - Sidney
"Actually we perfer the term psychotic." - Stu
"You'll never get away with this." - Sidney
"Oh no? Tell that to Cotton Weary. You wouldn't believe how easy he was to frame." - Billy
"Watch a few movies, take a few notes. It was fun." - Stu
"No!" - Sidney
"Woah, where you goin?" - Stu
"Why? Why did you kill my mother?" - Sidney
"Why? Why! You hear that Stu, I think she wants a motive. Hmmm, well I don't really believe in motives Sid. I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive?" - Billy
"No." - Stu
"Did they ever really ever decide why Hannibal Lector really liked to eat people? Don't think so. See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive Sid. We did your mom a favor Sid, that woman was a slut bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something." - Billy
"Yeah we put her out of her misery, cause lets face it Sidney, your mother was no Sharon Stone. Hmm?" - Stu
"Is that motive enough for you? How bout this, your slut mother was fucking my father and she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me. How's that for a motive? Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior. Certainly fucked you up, it made you have sex with a psychopath." - Billy
"That's right, you gave it up. Now you're no longer a virgin. Oooo, I said virgin. Oops! Now ya gotta die, those are the rules." - Stu
"Just pretend it's a scary movie Sid. How do you think it's gonna end?" - Billy
"Oh! Oh! This is the greatest part. You're gonna love this! We got a surprise for you Sidney! Yeah, you're gonna love this one. It's a scream baby! Hold on a sec, I'll be right back." - Stu
"Do you know what time it is Sid? It's after midnight, it's your mom's anniversary. Congratulations, we killed her exactly one year ago today." - Billy
"Attention, oh, what do we have behind door number three Sidney?" - Stu
"Daddy!" - Sidney
"Woah, hold it. That's enough." - Billy
"Guess we won't be needing this anymore." - Stu
"Uh-huh." - Billy
"And, oh, look at this. Ring, ring. Won't need this." - Stu
"Got the ending figured out yet Sid?" - Billy
"Come on, Sidney. You think about it now huh? Daddy's the chief suspect. We cloned his cellular. The evidence is all right there baby!" - Stu
"What if your father snapped? Your mother's anniversary set him, off and he went on a murder spree. Killing everyone." - Billy
"Except for Billy and me, we were left for dead." - Stu
"Then he kills you, and shoots himself in the head. Perfect ending." - Billy
"I thought of that." - Stu
"Watch this. Ready?" - Billy
"Yeah! Yeah! I'm ready, baby! Hit it, get it up, yeah man, get it up, hit it! Good one man, Jesus, oh shit. My turn." - Stu
"Don't forget, stay to the side and don't go too deep." - Billy
"Okay, I'll remember." - Stu
"Ow, fuck, fuck, fuck, God damnit Stu!" - Billy
"Sorry Billy I guess I got a little too zealous huh?" - Stu
"Give me the knife!" - Billy
"No!" - Stu
"Give me the knife! Now!" - Billy
"You see Sid, everybody dies but us. Everybody dies but us. We get to carry on and plan the sequel. Cause lets face it baby these days you gotta have a sequel!" - Stu
"You sick fucks, you've seen one too many movies." - Sidney
"Now Sid, don't you blame the movies, movies don't create psychos, movies make psychos more creative." - Billy
"Stop it Billy would you alright? I can take it anymore, I'm feelin' a little woozy here." - Stu
"Alrighty. All right, you get the gun and I'll untie pops okay? Now!" - Billy
"Umm, uhh, Huston w-we have a problem here." - Stu
"What?" - Billy
"The gun man, the gun, I put it right there. It's not there." - Stu
"Where the fuck is it?" - Billy
"Right here asshole." - Gale Weathers
"Man I thought you said she was dead." - Billy
"She looked dead, still does." - Stu
"I've got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van, comes to. Stumbles on you two dipshits, finds the gun, foils your plan, and saves the day." - Gale
"I like that ending." - Sidney
"I know something you don't." - Billy
"Yeah man, yeah." - Stu
"Ohh, so sweet. It works better without the safety on. This is Gale Weather's signing off." - Billy
"Babe, you're gonna love this. Shit." - Stu
"What? Where are they? Where are they?" - Billy
"I don't know Billy but I'm hurtin man." - Stu
"Fuck." - Billy
"Should I let the machine get it?" - Stu
"Hello?" - Billy
"Are you alone in the house?" - Sidney
"Bitch! You bitch! Where the fuck are you?" - Billy
"Not so fast. We're gonna play a little game, it's called guess who just called the police and reported your sorry mother fucking ass!" - Sidney
"Find her you dipshit, get up!" - Billy
"I can't Billy, you cut me too deep, I think I'm dying here man." - Stu
"Talk to her, talk to her." - Billy
"Hello?" - Stu
"Aww, Stu, Stu, Stu, what's your motive? Billy's got one, the police are on their way, what are you gonna tell them?" - Sidneyv "Peer pressure, I'm far too sensitive." - Stu
"I'm gonna rip you up you bitch just like your fucking mother!" - Billy
"You've got to find me first you pansy ass momma's boy!" - Sidney
"Fuck!" - Billy
"Ow, you fuckin hit me with the phone dick!" - Stu
"Fucker, where are you? Ahh, you fuck!" - Billy
"Did you really call the police?" - Stu
"You bet your sorry ass I did." - Sidney
"My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!" - Stu

"I always had a thing for ya Sid! Bitch." - Stu Macher
"In your dreams." - Sidney Prescott

"I'm sorry, it's alright." - Randy Meeks
"Oh my God Randy I thought you were dead." - Sidney Prescott
"I probably should be. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin." - Randy

"Guess I remembered the safety that time you bastard." - Gale Weathers
"Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life for one last scare." - Randy Meeks
"Not in my movie." - Sidney Prescott

"Okay, I think it's going to go something like this. Just stay with me. Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eye witness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the mass killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with a scream over 911 and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents had fled. Okay, lets take it back to one. Come on, move it, this is my big shot, lets go." - Gale Weathers