SCREAM 2



EXT. RIALTO THEATRE



MAUREEN: I hate scary movies. I should be studying, I got a bio due, you know that?

PHIL: Did I mention that these tickets are free? Free.

MAUREEN: Sandra Bullock is playing right down the street.

PHIL: Now why do you wanna pay .50 to see some Sandra Bullock, unless she's naked.

MAUREEN: Oh, but you will sit through some movie called STAB.

PHIL: It's an adrenaline rush Maureen that’s what it is.

MAUREEN: No, I'll tell you what is. It's a dumb ass white movie about some dumb ass white girls getting their white asses cut the fuck up.

PHIL: Is that what it is?

MAUREEN: No, I'm just saying that the horror genre is historical for excluding the African American element.

PHIL: Now where do you get your P.H.D. in black cinema sister soldier?

MAUREEN: Listen, I read my Entertainment Weekly, I know my shit.

PHIL: Yeah Maureen, I read my Blackbeat too. Black eyes. Black peeps.

THEATRE USHER: Hi, here you go.

MAUREEN: What's this?

THEATRE USHER: Stab souvenirs, the studio sent them.

MAUREEN: And it's white! Thank you.

STAB Movie begins as PHIL and MAUREEN make their way to their seats while the song "Red Right Hand" plays in the background as the movie begins. A young girl with blonde hair named Casey walks into the bathroom during a thunderstorm as she gets ready to take a shower.

MAN IN THEATRE: Take it off!

(MAUREEN flips her hand in disgust and annoyance)









MAUREEN: Now why does she gotta be naked? What does that have to do with the plot, her being butt ass naked?

PHIL: I don't know about the plot, but I got a stiffy.

MAUREEN: You better loosen up that wrist.

Back to STAB, a phone rings as Casey looks back and dresses back up to answer the phone. The men in the theatre grumble in disappointment.

CASEY IN "STAB": Hello?

VOICE IN STAB: Hello.

CASEY IN "STAB": Who is this?

VOICE IN "STAB": You tell me.

CASEY IN "STAB": No, really who is this?

MAUREEN: Bitch, hang up the phone up and Star 69 his ass! Damn!

VOICE IN "STAB": Look out back, see your boyfriend anywhere around?

CASEY IN "STAB": I don't even have a boyfriend right now.

VOICE IN "STAB": Would you like one? Hello? Cat got your tongue?

MAUREEEN: Damn, give me some money, I'm gonna get some popcorn.

PHIL: You got money.

MAUREEN: I know I got money, I asked for your money.

PHIL: Cheapskate.

MAUREEN: Thank you

CASEY IN "STAB": I don't even know you, and I despise you already.

Maureen exits theatre where a scream in the theatre makes her jump.

GIRL: Hey, come on!

GIRL 2: I know, I was so scared!

THEATRE USHER: Hey, we're sold out.

THEATRE USHER 2: Oh cool.







CONCESSION WORKER: Hello.

MAUREEN: Hi, I'll have a medium popcorn, no butter, and a small diet pepsi.

CONCESSION WORKER: You got it.

MAUREEN: Thanks.

GIRL: That's it, I'm not going back in there.

GIRL 2: Come on you chicken shit, it's just a movie.

GIRL: No, it's not just a movie, it's a true story. All of these kids got killed a couple of years ago in California.

Maureen takes her food and heads back to the theatre.

MAN: Ahhh!!!

MAN 2: Stab you man! Ahhhh!!

Maureen opens the theatre door as a ghost-masked figure jumps out from behind her.

PHIL: ahhhhh!!!

MAUREEN: Ahhhhhh!!!!

MAUREEN: You ass!!

PHIL: Sorry baby.

MAUREEN: Why are you playing?

PHIL: What's wrong? Why are you so tense?

MAUREEN: I don't like being scared.

PHIL: Ok, besides, scary movies are great for foreplay.

MAUREEN: Will you stop!

PHIL: Come on, let's go catch the Sandra Bullock movie.

MAUREEN: No, Sandra started already, we can stay. Alright, well just don't play so much.

PHIL: Gotta go to the bathroom.








MAUREEN: Ok.

PHIL: See ya inside.

Maureen walks back into the theatre where onscreen in STAB, a chair comes crashing through a window as Casey runs for her life. While, Maureen sits down and puts her jacket on, Phil enters the restroom.
He stands patiently as two men dressed in Ghostface costumes are using the urinals. Phil decides to use one of the stalls. He bangs on the first one to realize it's occupied.

PHIL: Sorry.

Phil sees that the second stall is unoccupied and decides to use it. Suddenly, Phil hears a strange noise coming from the first stall and decides to listen in as he laughs since it seems to be a couple in the stall.

VOICE FROM STALL: No, I didn't mean to, I swear. Oh mommy, mommy! Oh Oh!!

Phil places his ear up to the bathroom stall wall.

VOICE FROM STALL: Listen mommy! Listen mommy! Listen mommy!

Suddenly, a thrust of a knife from the killer in the next stall, goes through the wall, stabbing Phil severely in the head as blood comes from his mouth and Phil falls to the floor, dead. The killer exits the stall quietly as Phil lies dead in a pool of blood.

Meanwhile, back onscreen, Casey jumps over a wall as she ducks in the back.

MAUREEN: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!! Don't do that!

MAUREEN: Move, go go!


The killer dressed in Phil's jacket seats himself next to Maureen.

MAUREEN: Baby, give it up!

MAUREEN: You're back in time. It looks like she's gonna get it. Want some popcorn?

The killer nods no.

MAUREEN: Now, see if that was me, I'd be out of there!









Onscreen in STAB, the killer jumps out of a window onto Casey as she gets up and runs as fast she can, as the killer grabs her from behind.

MAUREEN: Here it comes! Here it comes!

MAUREEN hides her face into "Phil" as onscreen, the killer stabs Casey in the chest as Casey falls screaming.

MAUREEN looks up at the screen and looks at her hand, and realizes it's full of blood as she looks at "Phil" in wonder. Suddenly, the killer pulls out the knife as MAUREEN looks in terror.

MAUREEN: Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

The killer stabs Maureen in the stomach as she gets up and walks to the aisle. Back onscreen, the killer is stabbing Casey repeatedly. As Maureen walks in the aisle, the killer comes behind her and begins stabbing her six more times as Maureen walks up to the screen.

The audience cheers in delight, thinking Maureen is part of a publicity stunt for STAB. Maureen flails her arms in the arm and looks around, as the theatre begins to realize it's real. Maureen flails back and then falls dead.

TITLE CARD TO SCREAM 2


INT. SIDNEY AND HALLIE'S DORM ROOM

A phone begins to ring. A girl lying in her bed awakens to the phone call as she grabs the phone.

SIDNEY: Hello?

VOICE: Hello Sidney. What's your favorite scary movie?

SIDNEY: Who is this?

VOICE: You tell me.

Sidney grabs for her caller ID.

SIDNEY: Cory Gillis. 555-0176.

CORY: Shit!

SIDNEY: Hot flash Cory, prank calls are criminal offense prosecuted under penal code 653M.

CORY: Shit!





CLICK! The phone goes dead.

SIDNEY: Hope you enjoyed the movie.

HALLIE: Time to change numbers again?

SIDNEY: Nah, it'll die off, it's opening weekend.

HALLIE grabs the remote as she turns the TV on as SIDNEY is looking at the mirror.

COTTON ON TV: Well, you can never tell...

Sidney turns to the familiar voice.

TALK SHOW HOST: You were fully exonerated, you were an innocent man, and thanks to Gale Weathers book.

COTTON ON TV: Yeah, but a nickel won't get you a coffee in prison anymore.

The audience on TV laughs.

COTTON: Yeah, but Gale's been great.

HALLIE: Get your ass in gear, you're late! Don't forget about the Acid Rain Mixer tonight at Delta Lambda's tonight.

SIDNEY: I don't think I can go Hallie.

HALLIE: What! Come on, you promised.

SIDNEY: Hallie, you know about me and organized religion.

HALLIE: It's a sorority.

SIDNEY: Worse!

HALLIE: Are you OK?

SIDNEY: I'm fine.

HALLIE: "I'm fine." Yeah, I see that remark is always stretched tightly across your face.

GIRL: Check out the news!

TV REPORTER: Last night at a sneak preview showing of the movie STAB. Authorities won't release anything, except for that the two victims, Maureen Evans and Phil Stevens were both Windsor seniors.

SIDNEY: Where's Randy?

HALLIE: He's got film theory this morning.

EXT. DORM HOUSE

Sidney heads out of the dorm house and is immediately mobbed by several reporters.

REPORTER #1: Sidney, did you know the victims?

REPORTER #2: Do you feel frightened by the murders?

Sidney pushes through and heads off.

INT. FILM THEORY CLASSROOM

PROFESSOR: So, what you're saying is that killer's influence was based on the movie itself.

CICI: That is so moral majority, you can't blame real life violence on entertainment.

GUY: Wait a minute, yes you can!

GUY #2: Hello? The guy was wearing a Ghostmask, just like in the movie, it's directly responsible.

CICI: No it's not! Movies are not responsible for our actions.

GIRL: I had biology with that girl. This is serious.

RANDY: Thank you, I agree with that.

MICKEY: Oh come on Randy, with all due respect, the killer obvious patterned himself after two serial killers who were immortalized on film.

GUY #2: Thank you!

PROFESSOR: So, you're saying that someone is trying to make a real life sequel?

RANDY: STAB 2? Why would anyone want to do that? Sequels suck!

MICKEY: It is common fact, there have been many sequels that have succeeded their original.

CICI: Name one.

GUY: Aliens, far better than the first.

CICI: Yeah, well there's no accounting for taste.

RANDY: Thank you, "Ridley Scott" rules. Name another.

GUY #2: No, Aliens is a classic. "Get away from her, you bitch!"

RANDY: I believe the line is, "Stay away from her, you bitch." This is film class right?

MICKEY: T2.

CICI: You've got a hard on for Cameron.

RANDY: Yeah, a big one.

GUY: The first Terminator is a classic.

RANDY: "Sarah Connor?" "Yes?" BOOM!

The class laughs.

GUY #2: House 2: The Second Story.

CICI: What?

RANDY: The horror genre was destroyed by sequels.

MICKEY: No, wait, I got it. The Godfather: Part 2.

Class agrees while Randy does a Marlon Brando impression that makes the class laugh. Suddenly, Sidney shows up and her presence is immediately known to Randy.

PROFESSOR: We'll continue the sequel discussion tomorrow.

GIRL: So, Mr. Originality, what would you make different?

RANDY: I'd let the geek get the girl.



EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS

SIDNEY: 300 people watched, no one did anything. They all though it was a publicity stunt.

RANDY: So?

SIDNEY: It's starting again Randy.


RANDY: No, a lot happens in movie theaters these days. People get maimed, murdered, robbed, shot. Multiplexs are a very dangerous place to be these days.

SIDNEY: Yeah, and you are in extreme denial.

RANDY: And you should be too, this has nothing to do with us.

SIDNEY: Randy, a guy in a Ghostmask hacked up two people in a movie theater telling our life story.

RANDY: Coincidence?

SIDNEY: You know what happened in Woodsboro. You can't deny it.

In the background we see DEREK approaching.

RANDY: Yes Sidney, and I don't wanna go back there. Can't we go back to our pseudo quasi happy existence, hello Derek.

DEREK: Hey, I heard what happened, you weren't in class.

SIDNEY: Yeah, I skipped, I couldn't take all of the "that's her" looks.

DEREK: Is there anything I can do?

SIDNEY: Do you have a way back to a pseudo quasi happy existence.

DEREK: You know what, I think I might.

SIDNEY: That was pretty good.

RANDY: Get a room.

EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS

GALE: They're what? Are you kidding, they'd be stupid to pull this movie. It'll break box office records. No, it's a done deal.

JOEL: Miss Weathers? Hi, I'm Joel, you're new cameraman.

GALE: Do you have experience?

JOEL: Uh yeah, I shot the bingo finals, heck, I won an award for that.

GALE: Great. Ok Joel, this is how it works. I point, you shoot. You stay focused and fast and on your toes, and we'll get along fine. Think you can handle that?

JOEL: Uh yeah.

DEBBIE: Excuse me Miss Weathers, could I have a word with you?

GALE: No.

DEBBIE: Please, it'll just take a second. I just want to say that I am a big fan of your work. I read your book, and I couldn't put it down, it was that great.

GALE: Why thank you.

DEBBIE: I'm a writer myself, well, just for the local paper, The Post Telegraph. I'm Debbie Salt. I took your seminar last year in Chicago. I was the one in the front asking all of the questions.

GALE: Right, I thought you looked familiar.

DEBBIE: Yeah, well I can't wait to see the movie. You must be getting alot of flack about that. Right?

GALE: No comment.

DEBBIE: Please Miss Weathers, it would be such an honor if I could get a quote from you for my story.

GALE: Alright. Begin quote.

DEBBIE: Great.

GALE: Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote.

REPORTER: Gale, do you feel the murders are related to Sidney Prescott?

CHIEF HARTLEY (at podium): Could I have your attention. My name is Chief Louis Hartley.

GALE: Chief Hartley. Hi, Gale Weathers, author of "The Woodsboro Murders." Do you think that the killer will strike again?

CHIEF HARTLEY: We have no evidence that this is a serial killer. I'd like to see that...

GALE: Are you taking any precautions?

RANDY: Oh man, this is huge.

RANDY: Sidney, look, it's Gale Weathers.

SIDNEY: What?


RANDY: Star of the Gale Weathers press conference. Author of the press conference starring Gale Weathers. Soon to be a major motion picture starring Gale Weathers.

SIDNEY: Be kind, she saved our lives.

RANDY: Yeah, I read about it in her book. Check the calf implants. I'm gonna get closer.

Several sorority girls, including Lois and Murphy approach the group.

LOIS: Hello girls.

HALLIE: Oh, hello sister Lois, sister Murphy.

MURPHY: Hello pledge. Hi Sidney!

SIDNEY: Hey.

MURPHY: This must be hell for you.

SIDNEY: I manage.

MURPHY: To think that this fest is all about you. Not directly, but in some six degrees of Kevin Bacon way.

LOIS: So Sidney, are you coming to our little martini mixer tonight?

SIDNEY: I don't know, I think..

HALLIE: We'll be there.

LOIS: Oh good, cause Sid, we have our eyes on you. The Delta Lambdas are very sensitive to your plight and if you need anything just call. Bye!

DELTA LAMBDA GIRL: Bye.

DEREK: Are you gonna start to dress like that once you get in?

SIDNEY: That's not gonna happen.

MICKEY: The Delta Lambdas are the biggest bunch of fucking..

HALLIE: Hey! I'm pledging Delta Lambda.

SIDNEY: Oh my god.

DEREK: Who's that?

SIDNEY: Dewey?! Hey!

DEWEY: Oh man, I was worried about you. I heard what happened and I was on the first flight. Can we talk?

SIDNEY: Yeah.


EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS AT A TABLE ON A PORCH

SIDNEY: Things were going fine until now. But uh, theatre is going great. I got my first starring role and we open in two days.

DEWEY: That is great!

SIDNEY: Yeah, and uh, I'm seeing someone. He's a nice guy, no apparent psychotic tendencies.

DEWEY: I was just worried. Look Sid, if there is some freaked out psycho trying to follow in Billy Loomis' footsteps, you probably already know him, or her, or them. They're probably already in your life.

SIDNEY: You don't think I know that Dewey? What am I supposed to do, crawl under a rock?

DEWEY: No, I'm gonna talk to Chief Hartley and the local police. I'm gonna make sure that you're safe. I'm just gonna hang around if that's ok?

SIDNEY: Yeah, I'd be honored.

DEWEY: Alright.

DEREK: Hey, are you alright? Who was that guy?

SIDNEY: An old friend.

RANDY: Deputy Dewey, Woodsboro's finest. What's he doing here?

SIDNEY: He's worried. Our surrogate big brother.

RANDY: Wow, Nothing like a funeral bringing the family together. I'm gonna go say hi.

MICKEY: Chief Hartley said the girl was stabbed seven...

DEREK: Drop it!


GALE: Hello Sidney.

SIDNEY: Hi...Gale.

GALE: Well, I was hoping I could get a few words from you with...

SIDNEY: Cotton.

COTTON: Hello Sidney.

GALE: Here we are at Windsor College where Sidney Prescott has just been reunited with Cotton Weary for the first time since she wrongfully accused him of her murdering her mother.

SIDNEY: What the hell are you doing?

GALE: We want to know what you think..

COTTON: Sidney, I'd just like to say that I forgive and forget, and like you, I'd like to move on with my life.

SIDNEY: You bitch! (she is about to punch out Gale)

GALE: Nah ahh ah!

GALE: Oh Sidney, share with us please!

BAM! Sidney slaps Gale across the face.

SIDNEY: I'll share with you!

HALLIE: Did you get that on film?

JOEL: Yes, I got that on film.

COTTON: Gale, what's going on? You mean, she didn't know?

JOEL: Oh man, that was cold.

GALE: Hey, you need to check your conscience at the door sweetie! We're not here to be loved.

COTTON: Gale, you promised me 10 minutes of air time.

GALE: You'll get your ten minutes when I get my god damn interview!

COTTON: Gale, now I did my part. Don't walk away from me! Gale!

GALE: Joel!

Gale walks up the campus where she runs smack dab into Dewey.

GALE: Dewey? What are you doing here?

DEWEY: Can't you just leave her alone? Hasn't she been through enough?! And my name is Dwight!

GALE: I was just doing my job, Dwight.

DEWEY: No matter who gets hurt in the process.

GALE: Hey! Who got punched here? Me!

DEWEY: Well, I'd say you deserved it. Page 32, "Deputy Dewey filled the room with his Barney Fifish presence."

GALE: I see that you read my book.

DEWEY: Well, Miss Weathers, I do read.

GALE: Come on Dewey, it's just a character in a book.

DEWEY: Page 41, "Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience."

GALE: Don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?

DEWEY: No, what I think is that your money hungry and fame seeking and forgive me for saying, mediocre writing, has a cold storage where a heart should be. No offense intended.

GALE: Dewey, I never meant to imply...

DEWEY: How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any given situation.

GALE: I don't what to say, except for that, I'm sorry.

DEWEY: No, I'm sorry, I misjudged you. Oh, one more thing, nice streaks.

GALE: Well!





INT. DELTA LAMBDA ZETA SORORITY HOUSE AT THE MARTINI MIXER

HALLIE: See, party life can be good. This is safe, and fun.

SIDNEY: Hallie, I think your psych major is getting to your head. I'm fine.

HALLIE: You know that's beginning to become your theme song. "I'm fine.
Yeah, neurotic, insecure, and fucked up.

LOIS: Sidney, you made it!

MURPHY: Hi!!!! No, I really mean that, hi!

SIDNEY: Hi.

LOIS: Do you girls want a drink?

HALLIE: Yeah, but you know what, we'll get it.


INT. OMEGA BETA ZETA SORORITY HOUSE

GIRL ON PHONE: I love those guys and I haven't seen it for 3 weeks.

CICI: No, they broke, Sarah found out that Bailey was sleeping with Gwen, she dumped him two episodes ago. Hold on, I got another call. Omega Beta Zeta.

VOICE: Hello.

CICI: Ted? Where are you? Have you been drinking? Hold on. (She switches back to the other line) Ted's on the other line, he sounds drunk, I'll call you back.

GIRL ON PHONE: That shit only calls you when he's drunk, don't go over there Cici.

CICI: Ok. (Clicks back) Ok Ted, you sound loaded? What's up?

VOICE: Who's Ted?

CICI: Oh, I'm sorry my bad. I thought you were someone else.

VOICE: That's all right...I am.

CICI: Who are you calling for? No one is here.

VOICE: Where is everyone?

CICI: We're co-sponsoring the Acid Rain Mixer tonight for the Delta Lambdas.

VOICE: So, why aren't you there?

CICI: I'm sober sister, I need to be here in case a drunk sister calls and needs a ride.

VOICE: That's too bad.

CICI: Drink with your brain, that's our motto. Who are you calling for?

VOICE: What if I said you?

CICI: What if I said goodbye?

VOICE: Why would you wanna do that?

CICI: Why do you always answer a question with a question?

VOICE: I'm inquisitive.

CICI: Yeah, and I'm impatient. Look, do you wanna leave a message for someone?

VOICE: Do you want to die tonight Cici?

Phone beeps and Cici clicks over to other call.

CICI: Omega Beta Zeta.

GIRL ON PHONE: So was it Teddy?

CICI: Now, it was some creep asshole trying to scare me!

GIRL ON PHONE: That movie STAB, it's bringing out the crazies.

Cici hears a thud upstairs.

CICI: Shit!

GIRL ON PHONE: What?

CICI: I heard a noise.

GIRL ON PHONE: Where?

CICI: Upstairs.

CICI looks upstairs as more thuds continue.

GIRL ON PHONE: Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill.

GIRL ON PHONE: Die, Die, Die, Die, Die, Die

CICI: Stop it!

GIRL ON PHONE (Laughs): I can't believe you're alone in that house.

CICI: I don't think I'm alone. I'm outta here.

CICI runs out the front door and stops.

GIRL ON PHONE: You're breaking up. Where are you?

CICI: Outside.

GIRL ON PHONE: Don't panic Cici, just call campus security.

CICI: Alright.

CICI dials the campus security.

MAN: Campus security.

CICI: Hi, yes.

MAN: Hello?

CICI walks inside to get better reception.

CICI: Can you hear me now?

Campus security hangs up.

CICI: Shit.

CICI dials campus security again.

MAN: Campus Security.

CICI: Hello, I'm calling from the Omega Beta..

MAN: Hello?

CICI walks more inside to get better reception.

CICI: Hello, I'm calling from the Omega Beta Zeta house, someone is harassing me.

Security hangs up again, phone goes dead.

CICI: Shit!

A girl comes from behind!

DAWNIE: Hey!

CICI: Oh! Jesus Dawnie, you scared me!

DAWNIE: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, did anyone call for me?

CICI: What are you doing here?

DAWNIE: I live here, remember?

CICI: I thought you were going to the Acid Rain Mixer tonight?

DAWNIE: I am, I just had to change first.

PHONE RINGS.

DAWNIE: Omega Beta Zeta.

VOICE: Is Cici there?

DAWNIE: Yes, who's calling?

VOICE: It's Ted.

DAWNIE: It's your ill conceived boyfriend. Ok, I'm gonna go now and don't forget to set the alarm. Bye!

CICI: Hello Ted.

VOICE: You wish it was Ted! Don't forget to set the alarm!

CICI drops the phone and immediately runs to set the alarm. She hears a door close upstairs while a dog barks from outside. CICI walks through the house slowly looking around in fear. She grabs a door and flings it open, with nobody behind it. Suddenly, the phone rings again. Cici slowly picks it up.

CICI: Hello?

A door bursts open with the killer lunging at Cici with a knife to her head as Cici ducks and runs up the stairs. She throws a potted plant on his head as she runs up the stairs, she gets to the attic and pushes a bike in the killer's way, but he grabs Cici in time and pushes her through the balcony glass where the alarm goes off. Cici lies flat on the balcony as the killer takes his knife and stabs Cici twice in the back, then the killer picks up Cici...

CICI: No!!! Please!!!!

The killer throws Cici off the balcony to the ground....

CICI: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

A thump and Cici lies dead while the killer wipes off his bloody blade.



EXT. BACKYARD PATIO OF THE DELTA LAMBDA ZETA HOUSE

LOIS : You see, Sidney. Alot of people think that sororities are all about giving blowjobs but it's not true.

MURPHY: No, we only promote safe, condom sex.

LOIS: It's really about family and tradition. Harmonica style is okay.

MURPHY: Oh, yeah.

RANDY: Here are your martini's.

SIDNEY: About time. Yeah, well, you guys have given me a lot to think about. Thanks.

Sidney walks away to Derek, leaving Murphy and Lois totally clueless.

MICKEY: Hey babe, wanna dance?

HALLIE: Yeah, with that tall, broad shoulder one over there.

MICKEY: The Empire Strikes Back. Better story, improved effects.

RANDY: Not a sequel, part of a original planned trilogy.

HALLIE: Yeah, I like those little furry things.

MICKEY: The Ewoks, they blow.

DEREK: Hey, so are they being nice to you?

SIDNEY: Painfully nice.

DEREK: I figure you won't be joining with the Delta-Lambda-Zetas.

Sirens sound in the background.

LOIS: Hey guys, something is up at Omega Beta Zeta, police are everywhere!


MURPHY: Hurry!

All of the party guests begin to run out.

LOIS: I didn't mean to break up the party!

MURPHY: Shit, I should've brought my drink!



EXT. FRONT YARD OF OMEGA BETA ZETA HOUSE

DEBBIE: So, then it's obviously not suicide. Thank you. Gale, hi, it's not good, it's a single victim, a sorority girl. Look, I gotta go, I got a deadline.

GALE: Joel, let's go.

JOEL: In a minute.

GALE: It's happening again, is it?

DEWEY: You'd love that, wouldn't you? Better hurry Gale, you wouldn't want to get scooped.

GALE: Move it Joel!

JOEL: Gale, I don't think I am cut out for this. I mean, I was brought here to do an press conference coverage.

GALE: Do not fuck with me!



EXT. FRONT PORCH OF DELTA LAMBDA ZETA HOUSE

DEREK: Come on, get your jacket, let's get you home.

Sidney walks back in and grabs her jacket and puts it on when the phone begins to ring. Sidney heads out the door to Derek, when she turns back, wanting to answer the phone.

DEREK: You about ready?

SIDNEY: Almost.

Sidney picks up the phone.

SIDNEY: Hello?

VOICE: Hello Sidney, remember me?

SIDNEY: What do you want?

VOICE: I want you! It's ShowTime!

SIDNEY: Then why don't you show your face, you fucking coward!!

VOICE: My pleasure!

SIDNEY: Derek!

Sidney turns around to see the killer come after her as she pushes the killer out of the way as Derek comes running to the door. The killer lunges for Sidney but stabs through the door, nearly missing Derek. Sidney runs through house, dodging the killer, she runs out of the patio door and runs smack dab into Derek.

DEREK: Are you ok?

SIDNEY: Yeah! yeah!!

Derek runs into the house.

SIDNEY: No Derek, don't!!

DEWEY: Sidney!

SIDNEY: Dewey! The killer's inside, Derek ran after him.

Glass breaks and you hear Derek yell, Dewey runs inside. Dewey bursts the door open to find Derek on the floor with his arm badly.

DEREK: Oh god!

SIDNEY: Derek!

DEWEY: Where did he go?

DEREK: That way!

DEWEY: Sidney, he's in here!

Dewey runs in the direction that Derek pointed to and see Lois and Murphy standing outside, peering through the front door.

MURPHY: Is everything ok?

Dewey runs back to Derek.

DEWEY: Here, apply pressure to it.

DEREK
Ouch! Eww!!

Sidney stands in fear, mad that Derek has been hurt.



INT. HOSPITAL

OFFICER RICHARDS (walking with Mickey)
Thank you for your time. We'll be ready for you in a second Hallie.

HALLIE: Ok.

MICKEY: The men ask everything.

HALLIE: I'm gonna get some coffee, you wanna go with.

Mickey nods no.

HALLIE: You want some Sid?

Sidney nods no as Mickey sits down next to her.

MICKEY: How are you holding up, are you ok?

SIDNEY: Not at all. I knew that this coming, I knew that this wasn't over.

MICKEY: You are not alone.

SIDNEY: That poor girl.

MICKEY: Yeah, I know.

SIDNEY: You know, Derek could've been killed too.

MICKEY: But he wasn't, he needs to realize that the 90's are no time to play hero. Why would anyone go back into that house?




INT. HOSPITAL EXAMINING ROOM

DEREK: So, that's when I ran back into and that's where I met up with the killer. He cut my arm and then ran away.

DOCTOR: You're lucky there's no nerve damage, you'll have to take it easy for a couple of days.


COP: He didn't struggle, nothing, I mean, you're lucky he didn't kill you.

DEWEY: Yeah, it's real convenient for everybody.

DEREK: Excuse me.

DEWEY: Nothing, it's just a shame that the killer got away so easy.

DEREK: It's just a shame you got there too late, right after he ran away.

DEWEY: Yeah, it is.

Later that day, at the Windsor College police station.

CHIEF HARTLEY: We've got three victims. Maureen Evans, Phil Stevens, and Cici Cooper.

GALE: Is Cici the girl's real name?

CHIEF HARTLEY: Uh, no, it's Casey, Casey Cooper.

GALE: As in Casey Becker?

CHIEF HARTLEY: Pardon me?

GALE: She was a young victim at Woodsboro, as well as her boyfriend Steven Orth.

DEWEY: As in Phil Stevens.

GALE: Maureen Evans, Maureen Prescott, that's Sidney's mother.

DEWEY: Looks like you got a copycat on your hands chief?

CHIEF HARTLEY: Jesus Christ.

DEWEY: What are you doing to protect Sidney?

CHIEF HARTLEY: Well, I've got my two best men watching her.



EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS

DEREK: Do these guys have to follow you around everywhere?

SIDNEY: Oh, they're attached at the hip.

DEREK: How am I ever gonna get you alone?

SIDNEY: To be honest Derek, it's probably in your best interest if, stay far away from me as possible.

DEREK: I hope that wasn't a cut remark that holds no subtext whatsoever.

SIDNEY: Derek, I'm being serious, this is serious. I mean, look at you, you already got hurt, I don't wanna see that happen again.

DEREK: I hope you don't things from the past and not trusting me.

SIDNEY: Like I said, I don't wanna see you get hurt.

DEREK: And I don't wanna see you get hurt.



EXT. POLICE STATION

CHIEF HARTLEY: Good luck Miss Weathers.

GALE: Alright, thanks.

CHIEF HARTLEY: Dewey.

DEWEY: Chief.

GALE: So I am heading down to emissions to do some legwork, you game?

DEWEY: I'm not here to write a book Miss Weathers, I'm here to help Sid.

GALE: I wanna help her too, and help myself. Come on Dewey, smile for me once, please!

DEWEY: I smile when I catch the killer.

DEBBIE: Gale, hi. So what's going on?

REPORTER: What about Sidney's father, has he been ruled out as a possible suspect?

DEBBIE: Well, he's currently out of the country on business, but doesn't that seem a little fishy?

GALE: I'm not here to do your job Ms. Salt!

DEBBIE: And what about this ex-cop Dewey Riley? It seems a little strange that he showed up.

REPORTER: Yeah, what's he doing here?

GALE: Look, Dewey's a good guy, unlike some of us.

DEBBIE: Well, if the killer is repeating Woodsboro, it may be that the killer is from Woodsboro that’s all.



INT. COLLEGE DINING HALL

MICKEY: Hey guys, do you think Sid would so an interview for my documentary?

HALLIE: Yeah, after she turns down Dateline, 20/20, Primetime, but for you, yeah!

MICKEY: Drop it! I was thinking of who the killer may be, have you guys gotten a good look at Randy lately?

DEREK: What?

MICKEY: I know that he's an innocent first time through, but he's a little off. You know?

HALLIE: Come on, Randy? The guy is harmless.

MICKEY: That's what they said about Dahmer.

DEREK: Drop it! What's up Sid?

SIDNEY: Hey.

MICKEY: How's it going? Where are the secret service guys?

SIDNEY: Uh, over there.

HALLIE: And which one is Kevin Costner?

SIDNEY: The one on the left is Officer Richards, he's a Gemini, divorced with two kids. The one on the right is Officer Andrews, a Capricorn, single, but I think he's gay.

HALLIE: Really?

SIDNEY: Mmmmmmmhmmmmm.

MICKEY: What's on your mind Derek?

DEREK: I woke up this morning with this feeling and so I (begins singing) just decided to myself, I'd hide it to myself.




HALLIE: What is he doing?

MICKEY
Uh, Top Gun, Tom Cruise, 1986

DEREK: "When you walked into the room, I think I love you, I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of, I'm afraid that I'm not sure of, a love there is no cure for. I think I love you, isn't that what life is made of, so it worries me to say, I've never felt this way."

Derek continues singing as the cafeteria is cheering while Sidney laughs.

DEREK: I want you to have this.

Derek gives Sidney his frat letters.

MICKEY: Hey, isn't that a big frat no no?

HALLIE: Oh, that's a big no no, you see, you're not supposed to give your letters to your girl, no shape, no form. The brothers are gonna kick his ass, but it's tradition.

MICKEY: It's tradition.

DEREK: I wanted you to have this for protection.

Sidney then kisses Derek.



INT. BASKIN ROBINS

INTERVIEWER ON TV: So, tell us about this part you're getting rave reviews for.

TORI SPELLING: Well, I play this girl named Sidney Prescott who finds out that her boyfriend is this psycho killer who also killed her mother the year before.

INTERVIEWER: So, what kind of research did you do for this part?

TORI SPELLING: Well, I read the book....

RANDY: I cannot believe it, they get Tori Spelling to play Sid, and they cast Joe Blow nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer. I get the guy who drove the stagecoach for one episode of Dr. Quinn.

INTERVIEWER: This is Tori Spelling in the new movie: STAB.

SIDNEY IN STAB: Billy, what are you doing here?

BILLY IN STAB: They let me go Sid, I didn't do it.

SIDNEY IN STAB: No, please.

BILLY IN STAB: Why won't you let me touch you?

SIDNEY IN STAB: Look, I've gone through a lot lately, ever since my mom died.

BILLY IN STAB: Sid, look, I think you need to just deal with that, move on. I mean when my mom left my dad, I accepted it, that's the way it is.

SIDNEY IN STAB: Yeah, your mom left town, she's not lying in a cemetery somewhere.

BILLY IN STAB: Stupid!

INTERVIEWER ON TV: Oooh! I love scary movies!

RANDY: I'll wait for video. Ok, let's get down to business, the way I see it, someone is out to make a sequel, you know, cash in on all of the movie murder hoopla, so it's our job to observe rules of a sequel. Number one, the body count is always bigger, number 2, the death scenes are always much more elaborate, more blood, more gore, carnage candy. Your core audience just expects it. And number three, never...

DEWEY: How do we find the killer Randy, that's what I want to know!

RANDY: Well, let's look at the suspects. There's Derek, the obvious boyfriend, hello Billy Loomis! His knife cut missed every major vein and artery and he pitied on Sid.

DEWEY: So you think it's Derek!

RANDY: Not so fast, let's assume if the killer or ers has half a brain, he's not a Nick at Nite rerun type of guy, he wants to break some new ground, so forget the boyfriend thing, it's tired. Who else do we got?

DEWEY: There's...

RANDY: Mickey, the freaky Tarantino film student. But if he is a suspect, so am I. So, let's move on.

DEWEY: Well, let's not move on. What if you are a suspect?

RANDY: Well, if I'm a suspect, you're a suspect!

DEWEY: You've got a point, ok, let's move on to...

RANDY: Hallie.

DEWEY: Sid's roommate?

RANDY: Uh huh.

DEWEY: Typically, serial killers are white male.

RANDY: That's why it's perfect! It's sort of against the rules but not really. Mrs. Voorhees was a terrific serial killer, and there's always room for Candyman's daughter. She's sweet, she's bad for your teeth.

DEWEY: Come on Randy, these kids are your friends. Who do you think is the killer?

RANDY: How about Gale Weathers?

DEWEY: Gale?! A Killer?!

RANDY: Why not?

DEWEY: Well, she is vicious.

RANDY: She's an opportunist. Isn't it conceivable she's planning her next book? That's what reporters do Dewey.

DEWEY: Nah, Gale's a lot of things, but Gale's no killer.

RANDY: Look, just cause you're sweet on her...

DEWEY: No, I'm not.

RANDY: Come on, this is me talking here, Randy, the unrequited love slave to Sidney Prescott, I know all about obsession and pain.

DEWEY: And you got your love scar to prove it.

RANDY: And so do you, I mean, what's up with that limp cause you were stabbed in the back.

DEWEY: Severed nerve. Look, Gale's no killer.

RANDY: Ok, alright then, but if she's not a killer, she's a target.



EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS

GALE: Joel, let's get some establishing shots done.

JOEL: Gale, can I talk to you for a second?

GALE: What is it?!

JOEL: Look, grant it I should've read your book before I took this job, but I'm reading it now, and wooooo!!! I read what happened to your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. Now, if I would do what any other rational human would do, which is, get the fuck out of here!

GALE: First of all, he wasn't gutted, I made that up, his throat was slashed.

JOEL: Look, gutted, slashed, the guy ain't in the union no more!

GALE: This is national television, this could be a big chance for you. The story is monumental. Don't you want to be a part of that?

JOEL: Yeah, but I want to report the news, I don't want to be the news.

GALE: It's a job Joel, and like most jobs, it has its drawbacks. Come on, you're a professional cameraman, you've got to stay focused. I am counting on you, I cannot do this without you. Alright? Let's get some work done.

JOEL: Yeah, let's go get killed!


INT. COLLEGE THEATRE

GUS: We've been through this before, you know what I think you're potential is.

SIDNEY: I know, but with the book, the movie, and my life.

GUS: I do understand how difficult this is for you. But Sid, you can win, you're a fighter.

SIDNEY: Yeah, right, I’m a fighter.

GUS: I don't believe you.

SIDNEY: I'm a fighter.

GUS: I don't believe you, I don't.

SIDNEY: I'm a fighter.

GUS: The battle for the soul is from within, Cassandra is one of the many Greek tragic victims. You can do it Sidney.

Sidney looks at Gus with confidence.

GUS: There's no understudy, I'm desperate. Ok, clear the set, third act, one last time. Cue the music.

"Troy" music begins with men in Greek masks recite the following:

CAST: Oh be dreaded holder,
lying in the opening depths of the ocean,
and now stands, the victim Cassandra.

Sidney arises as Cassandra.

SIDNEY: No crime has god punished,
the scene continues.

As Sidney is taking across the scene, she begins to see the masked killer, as she runs from one corner of the stage to the next, Sidney eventually runs into what she thinks is the killer.

SIDNEY: Ahhhhhh!!!!!

GUS: Cut! Take five.

The scene stops, the actors look at Sidney in confusion. Sidney, embarrassed, runs offstage.

GUS: Sidney!


INT. THEATRE BEHIND THE STAGE

DEREK: Sid.

SIDNEY: Derek, how long have you been here?

DEREK: I just got here.

SIDNEY: What happened to Mickey?

DEREK: We swapped. He had to edit, you got me instead.

SIDNEY: Derek, please don't. I just need to be left alone, I need some distance, ok?

DEREK: I guess I am supposed to be understanding and go along with it?

SIDNEY: Yeah.

DEREK: You got it.

EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS UNDER A TREE

GALE: So, let's just assume that the killer or killers are planning their next. (Phone rings) Hello? I'll have to call you back.

DEWEY: Well, that doesn't make sense, Sidney wasn't killed in Woodsboro.

RANDY: Well, at least not for a lack of trying. The killer is trying to finish what was started.

GALE: Well, it was under her protection right? (Phone rings) Hello? Tell Bob, I'll call him back!

DEWEY: When did she start smoking?

RANDY: Ever since those nude pictures on the Internet.

GALE: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body! Look, there were more victims: Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry...

JOEL: Now hold up for a second there, I don't need to be hearing about some dead cameraman. Listen, I am a verb away from vacating these premises. I'm gonna get some coffee, doughnuts, prozac, see if I can find some crack, Special K of Malcolm X, and I'll be back when you all start talking about something more Saved by the Bellish.

DEWEY: He seems a little sense.

GALE: Don't worry about him! If the killer is trying to copycat, who's next?

DEWEY: I wouldn't copycat any killer, we all were involved in Woodsboro.

GALE: So what do you want to do about it bonehead? Just want to sit and see who drops next.

DEWEY: Well, I don't know (Gale's phone rings again) phonehead!

Gale's phone rings again.

RANDY: Gale's not here!

VOICE: I'm not interrupting anything am I? You three look deep in thought. Have you ever felt the a knife tear through flesh and scrape the bottom of the bone beneath? (Voice laughs devilishly).

RANDY: It's him.

DEWEY: Who?

RANDY: The killer, he can see us.

Gale, Dewey, and Randy arise to look around.

DEWEY: Just keep him on the phone.

RANDY: What do you want me to say?

DEWEY: I don't know, just keep him talking. Come on Gale.

GALE: What are we doing?

DEWEY: Trying to find someone with a cell phone.

RANDY: Uh hi, what's your favorite scary movie?

VOICE: They'll never find me.

RANDY: What do you care? Let them have their fun. So, what's up?

VOICE: What's your favorite scary movie?

RANDY: Showgirls, absolutely frightening!

GIRL: Hey!

RANDY: Sorry. So, what's your favorite scary movie? The Dorm that Dripped Blood, The House on Sorority Row, Graduation Day? Ahhh!!

VOICE: Too slow geek.

GALE: Who's this?

GIRL ON PHONE: Who's this?!

GALE: Gale Weathers, author of "The Woodsboro Murders."

GIRL ON PHONE: Who?

DEWEY: Come on Gale. White male suspect, 9 o'clock.

GALE: Your clock or my clock?

DEWEY: Your clock.

VOICE: Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man.

RANDY: Fuck you!

VOICE: No matter how hard you try, you'll never get the girl.

RANDY: Oh, so let's redirect a moment's I'm so original?

MAN: Hey! Can I help you?

GALE: Hello?

GIRL ON PHONE: Hello? Hello?

GALE: Sorry.

DEWEY: Sorry.

RANDY: Why copycat two high school loser ass dickheads? Stu was pussy ass wet rag, and Billy Loomis, Billy Loomis, what the fuck?! What a rat looking homo repressed momma's boy! You wanna be one of the big boys, Manson, Bundy, OJ?

The killer grabs Randy from behind and pulls him into Gale's newsvan. The killer slams Randy against the back window, shattering the glass, while 3 unnoticing guys dance by with their boom box. The killer stabs Randy 4 times until Randy is dead. The killer gets out of the van and walks away.

DEWEY: Where's Randy?

GALE: Randy!

JOEL: What's going on? Hey, who broke my window?!!

Dewey opens the van door to see Randy's mutilated and bloody body as Gale screams for her life and Joel loses consciousness.

Sidney is sitting in the library in the computer lab.

SIDNEY: Did your computer just freeze?

GUY: You have an instant message, just him ALT M.

SIDNEY: Yeah, but I'm not signed on.

GUY: Someone in the library, all of the terminals are connected.

Sidney hits ALT M to reveal a disturbing message that reads:

Instant Message:
You are going to die tonight.
Sidney stands up as the chair falls back and hits ALT M to get another instant message.

The police can't save you.

SIDNEY: He's here.

OFFICER RICHARDS: Get her away from the computer!

OFFICER ANDREWS: Sid, it's probably just a sick joke. Wait here OK?

SIDNEY: Yeah.

COTTON: Sidney, can we talk for a second?

SIDNEY: Now's not a good time Cotton.

COTTON: Come on Sid, you sent me to prison for over a year, you can at least give me 5 minutes. Look, I was sitting at home, and guess who calls me out of the blue, but Diane Sawyer.

SIDNEY: What?

COTTON: She says that if you agree to go on the air with your story, she'll give us the entire hour. Can you imagine, you, me and Diane Sawyer? We're talking Primetime here!

SIDNEY: Cotton, I can't.

COTTON: Look, it's not like we're getting paid here also with what I've got going the side with a 900 number. Look Sid, I understand that you don't like the press, I respect that but Sid, (Cotton laughs psychotically), it's Diane Sawyer! Hello!

SIDNEY: Look, between the movie and the book, people know the truth. There's already been enough exposure. Why would you want anymore exposure?

COTTON:
Well, I don't know Sid, cause maybe I fucking deserve a little exposure! Come Sid, I mean, you drag my name through the mud, everyone thinks I am some kind of psycho, and all I am asking is for one little fucking Diane Sawyer interview. Now, I don't think I am being unreasonable.

SIDNEY: I'm sorry Cotton, but no!

COTTON:
You're sorry, huh? You're sorry! Loveable and fucked up Sidney Prescott, everyone's favorite little victim!

Cops handcuff Cotton when Cotton outbursts at Sidney in the library.

COTTON: Jesus! She killed Billy Loomis, he's dead for Christ sake!


INT. POLICE STATION

CHIEF HARTLEY: Run it by me one more time, why did you attack Sidney Prescott?

COTTON: There was no attack, we were talking, very heatedly. Miss Prescott and I have a very complicated past.

CHIEF HARTLEY: You better hope that your alibis are tight.

SIDNEY: It shouldn't have been Randy, it should've been me!

DEWEY: No, no.

SIDNEY: I should call his mother.

DEWEY: Sid, I already made that phone call. Are you alright?

SIDNEY: Stop treating me like glass Dewey, I'm not gonna break.

HALLIE: It's ok to break.

CHIEF HARTLEY: We're dealing with four murders here. You watch your mouth!

COTTON: The only thing you have me for is raising my voice in a public library.

OFFICER ANDREWS: And homicide isn't a serious crime?

COTTON: Might I remind you that I am an innocent man here! Don't you watch TV, Current Edition? That was a very insightful program which made it abundantly clear that I am an innocent man, so until you see me standing over a dead body with a knife in my hand, you better treat me with the rights and privileges that every innocent citizen in this country has!

DEWEY: What's going on?

CHIEF HARTLEY: We're letting him go. We have got nothing on him.

COTTON: Gale. Enjoying the show. The cops are funny.

GALE: What do you think you're doing?

COTTON: Waiting for my 15 minutes of fame.

GALE: Don't do anything stupid Cotton.

COTTON: Gale, you were so instrumental in my freedom, are having sudden character doubts?

COTTON: Sidney, if you change your mind.

CHIEF HARTLEY: Come on, get out of here.

DEWEY: Sorry about that, what a creep! They're gonna take you somewhere safe Sid.

SIDNEY: Yeah, where's that?

HALLIE: I don't know but I'll be there with you.

SIDNEY: Who's doing this Dewey, if not Cotton, then who?

DEWEY: I don't know Sid but I'll find him.



EXT. POLICE STATION

REPORTER: Gale, how does it feel to be on the other side of the news?

REPORTERS: Cotton!

REPORTER: Cotton, have you been officially released?

COTTON: This is all just some huge misunderstanding. Hey Gale, how about a photo?

DEBBIE: How are you holding up Gale? How does it feel to know that someone is watching and waiting?

GALE: Look local woman, I know that you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some kind of charge to challenge, but give it a rest!

DEBBIE: You're right, it was the wrong time, I'm sorry.

GALE: Where are you going?

JOEL: Oh let's see, for starters, they penned up my van, it's now an official crime scene, thanks to you. Here's your footage. See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!

GALE: Joel, I need you!

JOEL: No, you need to have your head examined.

GALE: I feel bad Dewey, I feel really bad! I never say that cause I never feel bad about anything, but I feel bad now.

DEWEY: Is this just another brilliant Gale Weathers performance?

GALE: There are cameras here, I just wanna find this fucker! I really do.

DEWEY: Me too. Can I give you a hand with this? What's in here?

GALE: Just some crowd footage that Joel shot. Hey, wait a minute. If the killer is watching and relishing every moment, then he'd be here on one of these tapes.

DEWEY: It's worth a look.

GALE: It's definitely worth a look.


INT. COLLEGE LECTURE HALL BUILDING

GALE: Here we go! Video archives.

DEWEY: It's locked.

GALE: Can you pick it?

DEWEY: That would be breaking and entering.

GALE: No shit. What's down there?


INT. LECTURE HALL WITH TV's AND VCR's

DEWEY: Now, we're getting somewhere.

GALE: Perfect!

Gale and Dewey unload the tapes, Dewey accidentally drops one of the tapes and as Gale and Dewey both go to pick up the tape, they bump heads.

GALE: Ouch!

DEWEY: I'm sorry. Are you ok?

GALE: Yeah, ow.

Dewey and Gale grab the tap at the same time while they stare at each other for a minute. Dewey takes the tape and puts it into the VCR, he scans through the tape, seeing footage from the press conference, etc. Dewey stops in on an earlier argument he had with Gale.

GALE: You're cute when you're angry.

DEWEY: I was being rude. I was being rude and insensitive.

GALE: Hey Dewey, I'm sorry, hey, look I never meant to hurt you.

Dewey then grabs Gale and then kisses her passionately. A thump is then heard, as Gale and Dewey look up. Gale looks at a tape showing footage of Phil, Maureen, Cici, and Randy.

GALE: Dewey!

DEWEY: Sorry.

GALE: That's not my footage.

Suddenly, the camera shows a live shot of Dewey and Gale as Dewey and Gale look around for the killer.

DEWEY: Look, up there!

GALE: No Dewey! Don't!

Dewey runs up into the control room to find the killer.

GALE: Dewey!

Dewey comes out of the room.

DEWEY: There's no one there.

The killer suddenly jumps up from behind Gale with a knife.

GALE: Ahhhhh!!!!!

Dewey runs after the killer after Gale dodges the killer's knife. Dewey runs downs down the steps as his limp causes him to tumble down the steps. Gale hits the killer with a phone as she runs out of the room and into a hall as she looks for the nearest door. She opens a door to a dark room with no light whatsoever. Gale turns the light where she realizes she is in a sound room. She looks over and the killer is in the other room looking for her. The killer opens the door to the room where Gale is and sees that Gale is gone but is hiding behind a dividing wall. As the killer searches for Gale, she sneaks from one dividing wall to the next. Gale escapes into another sound room where there is no lock on the door.

GALE: Fuck!

A door from the other sound room opens, Dewey looking for Gale. He sees her in the other room.

DEWEY: Gale! Gale!

Dewey goes up to the glass window and starts banging on the window for Gale's attention.

DEWEY: Gale!

Gale cannot hear him since she the room is soundproof. Dewey looks down and sees that his foot is in some leftover pizza on the floor. Dewey continues to bang on the window...

DEWEY: Gale!

Suddenly, the killer comes from behind as grabs Dewey. Dewey grabs the microphone.

DEWEY: Gale!!!!





Gale turns around to see Dewey being stabbed in the back several times as the killer slams Dewey against the glass window with blood as Dewey falls.

GALE: No!!!!

Gale looks up to see the killer go to the door to the room where Gale is hiding. Gale pushes over a cabinet to block the door as the killer's bloody knife is being swung everywhere. The killer grabs a stool from the other room and throws it at the glass window.

GALE: Ahh!! No!!

The stool cannot break the glass since the window is used with plexiglass. The killer bangs against the window.

GALE: Ahhhh!

Gale kneels down on the floor as she looks up and sees that the killer is gone.



EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS

SIDNEY: Derek. What are you doing here?

HALLIE: Hey, I'm her therapist. Bye Derek.

DEREK: Bye.

SIDNEY: So, I better go.

DEREK: I'll still be here when you get back.

Sidney looks at Derek and gets into the cop car.

MAN: Hey, you! Prepare to die, you gave up your letters!

LOIS: WOOOOO!!!!! Yeah!!

MURPHY: Wooohoooo!!

LOIS: This is so romantic!

MURPHY: And so Greek!

The next scene is at a frat party on the theatre stage where Derek's frat brothers, Lois, and Murphy have Derek tied in the pouring beer down his pants.

GUY: Who do you love brother?!





DEREK: Sidney!

GUY: Did you say, "My Omega Kappa Beta" brother?

DEREK: No! I said, Sidney!

The next scene is at a red light where the cop car with Sidney, Hallie, Officer Richards and Officer Andrews stop.

HALLIE: So, where are you taking us?

OFFICER RICHARDS: If we tell you, we'd have to kill you!

OFFICER ANDREWS: Don't live, don't tell! AHHHHHH!

The killer jumps up from the front and breaks through the driver’s side window, slitting Officer Andrews' throat.

SIDNEY and HALLIE: Ahhhhh!!!!!!


Officer Richards gets out of the car where the killer kicks him in the head and slams his head against the car while Sidney and Hallie are screaming while trying to get out of the car. The killer comes through the front and pushes the very dead Officer Andrews out onto the street. Officer Richards jumps up with a gun in front of the car.

OFFICER RICHARDS: Get out of the car you fucker!

The killer slams the car into drive ramming in the car into Officer Richards as it causes the cop to land onto the hood of the car. The killer drives the car into the side of a car where it crashes against a wall in the middle of a construction site. Officer Richards' face is mashed into the car windshield while he dies while clasping onto his gun. Sidney and Hallie come up while holding their heads. Sidney looks up front to see the killer still in the driver's seat, unconscious.

HALLIE: Do you think he is dead?

SIDNEY: I don't think so. He's still breathing.

Hallie sees Officer Richards.

HALLIE: Do you think he is dead?

SIDNEY: Oh god, I think so.

SIDNEY and HALLIE grab the door handles.

HALLIE: How are we supposed to get out?

SIDNEY: We're not, it's a cop car.

Sidney and Hallie bang on the windows trying anyway to get out.

SIDNEY: Look.

HALLIE: What?

Sidney sees a pole has put a hole in the fenced in area from the front to the back, as Sidney begins to yank the protective fence down.

SIDNEY: Help me here!

HALLIE: Oh god Sid!

Sidney and Hallie yank the fence down successfully as Sidney crawls over to the front seat while the killer still sits unconscious. Sidney tries to get through the front passenger's door but has no luck.

SIDNEY: We're jammed up against a wall.

Sidney looks over at the killer as her hand goes to mask, ready to unmask the killer.

HALLIE: Oh my god! Sid!

Sidney's elbow grasps the steering wheel as the car's horn goes off as Sidney jumps back.

HALLIE: Oh my god! Don't do that again!

Sidney yanks the front driver's seat door handle but is unable to open the door.

SIDNEY: I'll have to go through the window.

Sidney climbs out through the window as she slowly gets out while she climbs over the unconscious killer.

HALLIE: Sid! Sid!

Sidney gets out successfully as she immediately tries to get Hallie out.

SIDNEY: I can't, it's locked, you'll have to go through the front.

HALLIE: Shit!

HALLIE climbs over the seat to the front.

HALLIE: Oh god!

SIDNEY: Shhh, easy, easy. Good.

SIDNEY grabs Hallie as she climbs through the window and out the onto the street.

HALLIE: Come on Sid!

HALLIE and Sidney start running down the street.

SIDNEY: Hallie.

HALLIE: What?

SIDNEY: I wanna know who it is.

HALLIE: Oh no Sidney, come on!! Look, look, stupid people some back, smart people run. We're smart, so we should just get the fuck out of here!

SIDNEY: I'm sick of running Hallie! Besides, if we know who it is, it'll be over.

HALLIE: We can just get the police!

SIDNEY: Yeah, and when we come back, he'll be gone! I have to do it, it'll just take a minute.

HALLIE: Oh Sidney, come back!! Sid! Shit!

Sidney runs back to the car where the killer is gone from the driver's seat.

SIDNEY: Oh shit!

HALLIE: What?!

SIDNEY: He's gone!

HALLIE: What?

The killer suddenly jumps from behind an alley where he grabs Hallie and stabs her repeatedly several times and Hallie falls dead.

SIDNEY: Ahhhh!!!!

Sidney begins running as the killer starts running and suddenly stops.


INT. COLLEGE LECTURE BUILDING HALLWAY

GALE: Ahhhh!!!

COTTON: Ahhh!!!

Gale looks at Cotton to see blood on his hands.

GALE: Get away from me!

COTTON: No Gale, this isn't what it looks like. I found Dewey, I tried to help him. No please, wait Gale! Gale!


EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS

GALE: Help me!!!!

DEBBIE: Curfew is still in effect....

GALE: Give me the phone!

DEBBIE: Gale, I was in the middle of a story!

GALE: I got your goddamn story! Operator, give me the police!!

DEBBIE: What's happening?!

GALE: Hello, the killer is Cotton Fucking Weary!!!!

DEBBIE: Cotton Weary?!?


INT. THEATRE

The music begins in the theatre of the Greek production, while outside Sidney runs to the theatre.

SIDNEY : Hello? Gus?! Hello?! Gus?!

Suddenly the music stops, as a spotlight shines on Sidney.

SIDNEY: Hello?

A set comes closing in on Sidney behind her as she decides to head offstage where the set closes down, trapping Sidney onstage. The spotlight goes from Sidney to Derek's shirt that is hanging up. Sidney looks around as lighting flashes where a hanging body drops behind Sidney.

SIDNEY: Ahhhhh! Derek!

Derek is still tied up from the frat party, passed out from the alcohol.

SIDNEY: Derek!

Sidney slaps Derek to wake him up.

SIDNEY: Derek!

DEREK: Oh thank god Sidney, I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night.

SIDNEY: Oh shit, the killer is here. He killed Hallie, he's here.

DEREK: What are you talking about?

SIDNEY: The killer! He's here!

DEREK: Where?

VOICE: Right here!

Sidney turns around while Derek looks up to see the killer.

DEREK: Come on Sid, get me down!

VOICE: So, you think is your fest Sid? Don't ya know history repeats itself, huh Sid?

SIDNEY: Oh my god!

The killer pulls off his mask to reveal himself, IT'S MICKEY!!

SIDNEY: Mickey!

MICKEY using VOICE CHANGER
Surprise Sid!

DEREK: What the hell?

MICKEY: Since Derek here disappeared on my ass, I've been alone all night. Thanks a lot partner!

SIDNEY: What? My god! Derek!

DEREK: No, no Sid!

MICKEY: It's ok Derek, we got her!

DEREK: Sid, he's crazy, he's lying!!

MICKEY: What's the matter Derek? Think Sidney's experiencing a little deja vu?

DEREK: Sid, he's lying! Sid, untie me! Untie me!

MICKEY: Boyfriend, killer, boyfriend, killer, boyfriend, killer.

DEREK: No, I am gonna fucking kill you! You are dead! I am gonna fucking kill you, fucking kill you!!

Mickey shoots the gun at Derek, badly wounding Derek in the chest.

SIDNEY: Ahhhhhh! Derek!

DEREK: I would never ever hurt you.

Derek slowly dies.

SIDNEY: Derek?


SIDNEY starts crying as she looks at Mickey with hatred.

MICKEY: You really should start using your trust issues Sid! I mean poor Derek here, such a nice boy! He was bright, funny, had a decent singing voice, and he was gonna be a doctor! This was the kind of guy you'd like to bring home to mom. If you had a mom!!

SIDNEY: Fuck you!

MICKEY: Oh! So vulgar! You think Billy would've put up with that?

SIDNEY: Billy was a sick fuck just like you!

MICKEY: No, Billy was a sick fuck wanted to get away!! Mickey is a sick fuck who wants to get caught. You see Sid, I have it all planned out. I have my whole defense planned out. I'm gonna blame the movies. It's pretty cool, huh? It's never been done before. And wait till the trial, cause these days, it's all about the trial! Can't you see it Sid, the effects of cinema violence on Americans. I'll get Cochran or Dershovitz to represent me. Bob Dole on the witness stand in my defense. We'll hold a Christian coalition. It's air tight Sid!!

SIDNEY: You're a psychotic!

MICKEY: Yeah, well, shhhhhh!! That'll be our little secret. The was one thing that Billy was right, it's all about execution!

SIDNEY: Yeah? Well, you're forgetting one thing about Billy Loomis!

MICKEY: Yeah? What's that?

SIDNEY: I fucking killed him!

Sidney smacks Derek's frat letters across Mickey's face, causing him to drop the gun while Sidney kicks him.

SIDNEY: You piece of shit!

After a series of struggles, Mickey manages to retrieve the gun against Sidney.

MICKEY: Sidney, you've got a Linda Hamilton thing going on there? No, it's nice, I like it.

Suddenly, Derek's tied up body goes flying up.

MICKEY: Now, who's doing that?! Could that be..... a mystery guest waiting in the wings?! Told you I had a partner Sid, surprise cameo just for you!

A door opens from backstage as Gale walks in.

SIDNEY: Gale.

Gale shakes her head no as Debbie comes walking in with a gun.

SIDNEY: Mrs. Loomis?

GALE: What?!

MICKEY: Billy's mother!! Nice surprise Sid, didn't see it coming, did ya?!

GALE: No, it can't be. I've seen pictures of you.

SIDNEY: Loses 60 pounds and a lot of work done.

DEBBIE: It's called a makeover, you should try it. Look a little tired yourself there Gale!

GALE: So, you two are in this together?

MICKEY: Yeah, well, I had to have financing. Tuition's expensive. Deb here, my backer, we met on the Internet, psycho website, "Class of Knives."

DEBBIE: It's estimated that there are only 97 acting serial killers in the country today. So Mickey here was quite a find, definitely one on the way up, all he needed was a little guidance and nurturing.

SIDNEY: As only a mother could do.

MICKEY: Wait until the trial! It is gonna rock!!

DEBBIE: Oh Mickey, there's not going to be a trial!

DEBBIE shoots Mickey a few times as Mickey's gun fires hitting a running Gale in the side.

SIDNEY: Gale!

Gale falls offstage.

DEBBIE: Two birds, one stone. Talk about being rational! For Mickey, I don't blame the movies, my god. I'm very sane, my motive isn't as 90's as Mickey's, mine is just plain old revenge. You killed my son! And now I kill you, and I can't think of anything more rational.

SIDNEY: You're never gonna get away with this.

DEBBIE: Oh, of course I will. Everything is traceable back to Mickey, including the cop gun that he used to kill everyone. You see, let's say that you discovered Mickey was the killer and you got into a huge scuffle and you shot Mickey. Shot Mickey dead, but not before he got off on one shot at you. So, have I cleared up everything, does anyone have any questions? No, ok, besides, who gives a flying fuck! Let them go and track down the second supposed killer. Debbie Salt doesn't even exist.

SIDNEY: You're as crazy as your son was!

DEBBIE: What did you just say? Was that a negative remark about my son? About my Billy?

SIDNEY: No, Billy was fine, Billy was perfect, you did a bang up job Mrs. Loomis.

DEBBIE: Better watch what you say. Randy spoke poorly of Billy and I got a little knife happy. You know what I am sick of? I'm sick to death of people blaming the parents. That it all starts with the family! If you should blame someone, why don't you blame your mother! She's the one who stole my husband and my broke up my marriage, and then you took my son! You don't know what it is like to be a mother. To love him, and guide him.
SIDNEY: And abandon him! Isn't Mickey supposed to be dead?!!

Sidney hits Debbie on the head with a beer bottle, as Sidney runs into the back door closing it as Debbie shoots. Sidney breaks an emergency glass for an axe as she starts hacking wires trying to get Debbie. Lights come crashing down, nearly missing Debbie as she rolls away. Another hack, sends lights comes tumbling down as Debbie dodges again. Debbie decides to climb over the scenery to get to Sidney. Sidney hacks another wire as bricks come tumbling down on top of Debbie as she falls.

Sidney turns off all equipment and runs out as Debbie comes out at Sidney with a knife. After some struggles, Sidney nearly misses being stabbed when a gunshot fires.

COTTON: Don't you fucking move! God damn it!

SIDNEY: Thank god!

COTTON: Look, I've had a very bad day and I would like to know what the fuck is going on here. Sidney?

SIDNEY: Cotton, meet Mrs. Loomis, Billy's mother, she's the killer!

COTTON: Who's that?

SIDNEY: The other killer. Mickey.

COTTON: Ok.

SIDNEY: Look Cotton.

COTTON: Shut up! Oh, so hi! You're not Debbie Salt, huh, from The Post Telegraph?

DEBBIE: I could still help you Cotton.

COTTON: Uh uh uh uh.

DEBBIE: Come on, you don't need her, let me kill her! Then, you're all that's left, you're the star! She sent you to prison for over a year!!! Personally, I think that's quite poetic.

SIDNEY: No, Cotton, don't you listen to her!!

COTTON: Woah! Ha ha! Woah! What a predicament you're in Sid. I mean, she does make a good point. I bet that Diane Sawyer interview is looking pretty good right now.

SIDNEY: Consider it done.

COTTON fires his gun.

SIDNEY: Ahhhh!!!!!

Both Sidney and Debbie fall as Sidney coughs and gets up to look at Cotton.

COTTON: Woah. That was intense. Look Sid, you know I would never hurt you.

SIDNEY: Cotton, give me the gun.

COTTON: Ok, yeah, sure.

Sidney takes the gun and kneels down to see if Debbie is dead.

COTTON: Look Sid, maybe we should discuss about what went on here, get our stories straight....

A hand from below grabs Sidney's hand as Sidney and Cotton jump.

GALE: Could someone get me out here!

SIDNEY: Gale, are you alright?

GALE: Of course not, I've been shot. Ow!


COTTON: Give me your hand Gale, Jesus you scared the crap out of me. So, are there anymore down there?

GALE: No.

COTTON: Nothing like reporting from the trenches, huh Gale?

GALE: Shut up Cotton.

COTTON: How bad is it?

GALE: Just bounced off my rib.

COTTON: Jesus Gale, you got more lives than a cat.

GALE: Give me one of those. Is she dead?

SIDNEY: I don't know. They always come back, you know.

MICKEY suddenly jumps as Sidney and Gale shoot Mickey down dead.

COTTON: Woah!

SIDNEY then looks at Debbie and shoots her on the forehead. Gale and Cotton look at Sidney in amazement.

SIDNEY: Just in case.

SIDNEY drops the gun and walks away.







EXT. COLLEGE CAMPUS MORNING


PARAMEDIC: You've got a couple of broken ribs there.

GALE: I'm ok. I'm alright.

JOEL: Gale? I'm back.

GALE: What?

JOEL: I'd figure we'd get the scoop. You know, like in the old days. You're Gale Weathers at Windsor College.

PARAMEDIC: We've found a live on here!

GALE: Dewey!! Is he going to be OK?

PARAMEDIC: Old scar tissue saved him.

Dewey mumbles as the paramedics put Dewey into the ambulance.

GALE: I'm coming with you!

REPORTERS: Sidney! Sidney!

JOEL: Sidney, tell us, how does it feel to be a hero?

SIDNEY: Talk to Cotton. He's the hero, he's the one you want to interview.

REPORTERS: Cotton! Cotton!

COTTON: You all will get your story. For there is indeed a place, a time, and a price. And if you need me, here's my number.

REPORTER: Come on Cotton, tell us something.

COTTON: Well, I'll tell you one thing, it'll make one hell of a movie.



END CREDITS.